if you ever feel dumb remember that harry tried to convince snape that his nickname is ‘roonil wazlib’ 

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christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

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i like boys in theory and then one gets too close to me adn im like nah

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Fashion Wonderland: Zuhair Murad f/w 2012-2013

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# pretty


girls don’t like boys girls like the harry potter series

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So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I

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"You saw me. I could’ve stopped it."

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# in the flesh # my babies



She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

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more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year” 

can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or

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# muggleborns


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